mom i just wanted to tell i you love you on your special day! there is two days a year that are all about you and today happens to be one of them and i hope it was one of the greatest days of your life (: i love you so much mom your everything to me and i couldn’t live without you. you know this is your 17th going on 18th year of being a mom! (: seventeen years ago today was your very first mothers day. can you believe that?? bet you feel old don’t you hahahaha. i love you mama (: hope today was fantastic. i couldn’t ask for a better mom! i love you so so so much mom ((: i can’t tell you that enough. when i hear that song “she’s somebody’s hero” all i think about is you ((: i love you mom HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY ((:
My mother taught me LOGIC.
“If you fall off there and break your neck, you can’t go shopping with me.”
My mother taught me about MORE LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me MEDICINE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”
My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD.
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job!”
My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of children who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on. Don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house.”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father.”
My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE.
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. Don’t talk back to me!”
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“Your room looks like a tornado went through it.”
My mother taught me about RELIGION.
“You’d better pray that comes out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My mother taught my about IRONY.
“Stop that crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.
My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat all of your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
My mother taught me about GENETICS.
“You are just like your father!”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don’t straighten up, I ‘m going to knock you into the middle of next week.
My mother taught me the science of OSMOSIS.
Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.
My mother taught me about HYPOCRACY.
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate.
My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut the door. You weren’t raised in a barn.”
My mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE.
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”
My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when we get home.”
